Before your heart jumps out of your body and your balls drop to the floor.
Relax. And take a deep breath, {{first_name|Bro}}.
We really did see your name in a file, and credit goes to our senior copy Inspector AshuRex, who found it.
Not the Epstein file lol.
But the "Terrible Beginner Copywriters Who Quit After 15 Days" file.
It's way worse.
This morning, AshuRex was investigating copywriting journal channels on YouTube.
And he found a total of 30 suspects.
He saw till Day 15, copywriting journal videos? 20 people are still posting.
Day 30? Only 5 people are in the game.
Day 150? Only 2 survivors.
You know what that means?
Most copywriters are guilty of quitting before they even start making money.
And their biggest crime is giving up when things get hard.
But the good news is, if you're still reading this email, you're not on that file yet.
So here's your court order: Don't quit.
Show up tomorrow. And the day after. And the day after that.
This case will close when you hit day 200 on your copywriting journey while documenting yourself on YouTube.
Report back when you get there with proof.
And if you want to see how I investigated these 30 suspects, tap here to watch this👇🏻
-U.S. Department Of Justice Ft."AshuRex"
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